Trash of the town

-    One day, a woman comes out with a bunch of trash just as the garbage truck is about to pull away.
-    “Am I too late for garbage?”  
-    No, ma’am,” says the garbage man. “ Hop right in!”

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Old Age

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said, “ Sometimes  I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”

The second lady chimed in, “ YES, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”

The third one responded, “ Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem;knock on wood,” as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them “ That must be the door,

I’ll get it ! “

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